<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375</id><updated>2012-01-23T13:28:54.160Z</updated><category term='não consegui encontrar a dori'/><category term='As férias já se foram e agora é a trabalhar no duro...'/><category term='Só há uma coisa que nã entendi quando se puxa o autoclismo os peixinhos vão atrás?'/><category term='E ainda disseram para tomar atenção para depois contar detalhadamente o episódio ao Sr.Visconde'/><category term='será travesti?'/><category term='e antes que perguntes sim já rezei as minhas ultimas orações'/><category term='Já lhe mandámos um convite para o Júnior'/><category term='Eu disse que não nos iamos esquecer que o Sr.Visconde foi o 1º comentador...'/><category term='realmente o dia hoje &quot;tá&quot; mesmo bom...'/><category term='parece que vou ter de começar a trabalhar a sério'/><category term='Esperemos que a Protecção de menores não decida fazer-nos uma visita...'/><category term='estou um bocadinho atrasada mas acho que já é caracteristica'/><category term='E que ninguém falte ao respeito á menina...'/><category term='Sim porque sem bem conheço esta casa o sossego não vai durar muito visto que o capuchinho vermelho já está posto no dvd...'/><category term='Chamas a isto um post sério Chefa?'/><category term='E está provado que a preguiça a mãe de todos os vícios'/><category term='Porque é que eu não me limito a fechar a boca?...'/><category term='Vocês é que me ensinaram a ser assim....'/><category term='e eu nem falei de quando sou expulsa do quarto e do computador para a menina poder ouvir tony carreira'/><category term='O facto da minha irmã ainda estar a dormir não ajuda.'/><category term='pronto ja ta feito uff'/><category term='Depois disto o que virá a roupa para o cão da Hello Kitty?'/><category term='De pequenino é que se torce o pepino'/><category term='eu achei que ele também tinha o direto de entrar no espirito natalicio'/><category term='é de matar alguém não?'/><title type='text'>Cabra Jr</title><subtitle type='html'>Cabra de serviço versão under 18</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>30</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-8102102082740962530</id><published>2010-03-04T15:36:00.003Z</published><updated>2010-03-04T15:47:03.350Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='não consegui encontrar a dori'/><title type='text'>Parabéns Peixinha!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GYjJTSvygKg&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" 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type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/8102102082740962530'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2010/03/parabens-peixinha.html' title='Parabéns Peixinha!'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-1773639193507496794</id><published>2010-02-23T12:01:00.005Z</published><updated>2010-02-23T12:44:27.798Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pronto ja ta feito uff'/><title type='text'>Mas onde está o interruptor?</title><content type='html'>Pergunto-me :"Porque é que as pessoas desperdiçam a maior parte do tempo delas a pensar no que os outros pensam?" e falo por mim.&lt;br /&gt;Toda a gente diz que o &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;cérebro&lt;/span&gt; humano é a maior máquina alguma vez conhecida mas eu pergunto-me será que dentro dessa máquina não há um botão para nos desligar desta coisa das opiniões!&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;Ai&lt;/span&gt;...isto é cansativo.&lt;br /&gt;Por muito que as pessoas digam que não a vida social de uma pessoa é dolorosa e &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;tudo&lt;/span&gt; porque nós &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;damos&lt;/span&gt; importância, se somos gordos temos de ser magros, se somos magros temos de ser gordos, se somos loiros temos de ser morenos assim não dá! Damos demasiada importância ao que nos dizem é um facto e agora o que fazemos vivemos com isto para o resto da vida? Toda a gente diz "Tens de te impor não ligues a essas coisas!" mas acham que é fácil?&lt;br /&gt;E agora vou voltar a &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;perguntar&lt;/span&gt; onde está o interruptor que desliga isto?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-1773639193507496794?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/1773639193507496794/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=1773639193507496794&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/1773639193507496794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/1773639193507496794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2010/02/mas-onde-esta-o-interruptor.html' title='Mas onde está o interruptor?'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-6140829672416529682</id><published>2010-02-12T20:46:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-02-12T20:48:41.280Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parece que vou ter de começar a trabalhar a sério'/><title type='text'>QUE VERGONHA!</title><content type='html'>Quer dizer passamos os 1000 visitantes e eu nem um postsito faço desde o ano passado! É vergonhoso, muito vergonhoso!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-6140829672416529682?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/6140829672416529682/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=6140829672416529682&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/6140829672416529682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/6140829672416529682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2010/02/que-vergonha.html' title='QUE VERGONHA!'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-5468980858188350966</id><published>2009-12-15T20:48:00.002Z</published><updated>2009-12-15T21:10:00.530Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eu achei que ele também tinha o direto de entrar no espirito natalicio'/><title type='text'>Tã lindo!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/Syf4OVJXoDI/AAAAAAAAAOU/wUl7pnuCmZQ/s1600-h/IMGP2407.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/Syf4OVJXoDI/AAAAAAAAAOU/wUl7pnuCmZQ/s400/IMGP2407.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415570002014609458" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-5468980858188350966?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/5468980858188350966/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=5468980858188350966&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/5468980858188350966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/5468980858188350966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/12/ta-lindo.html' title='Tã lindo!'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/Syf4OVJXoDI/AAAAAAAAAOU/wUl7pnuCmZQ/s72-c/IMGP2407.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-4736402226271876083</id><published>2009-12-01T12:41:00.005Z</published><updated>2009-12-01T14:42:51.463Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='é de matar alguém não?'/><title type='text'>Porquê?Pergunto-me porquê!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C3QFb-wvYOY&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C3QFb-wvYOY&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Por favor! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Quando me põe isto a aterrorizar-me os ouvidos eu pensem juro que pensei que o mundo estava perdido, mas depois houve uns santos de uns senhores e senhoras que pediram para que parassem de aterrorizar as criancinhas e que não passassem mais o anuncio ( e com isto quero dizer que montaram uma cibermanifestação pondo mais de 20 perfis no facebook a pedir ao Exºsenhores que parassem).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Depois disso deixaram de passar o anuncio e passavam só uma pequena parte digamos, niguém sabia ao certo porquê até que... Ontem estava eu bem deitada quendo começo a ouvir a musiquinha do pingo doce mas diferente...o que era? pois é assim, os senhores decidiram que como toda a gente tinha gostado tanto do ultimo anuncio fizeram mais um relacionado com o natal.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Muito bem agora estou eu a pedir para por favor PARAREM COM ESTES ANÚNCIOS! Por favor.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-4736402226271876083?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/4736402226271876083/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=4736402226271876083&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/4736402226271876083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/4736402226271876083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/12/porquepergunto-me-porque.html' title='Porquê?Pergunto-me porquê!'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-5643493126339326076</id><published>2009-10-14T23:09:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T23:14:25.999+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='estou um bocadinho atrasada mas acho que já é caracteristica'/><title type='text'>PARABÉNS PEIXINHO!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/StZNJBsn4NI/AAAAAAAAAOM/zLcqQ2xLG-4/s1600-h/nemo_4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/StZNJBsn4NI/AAAAAAAAAOM/zLcqQ2xLG-4/s400/nemo_4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392582421292507346" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-5643493126339326076?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/5643493126339326076/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=5643493126339326076&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/5643493126339326076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/5643493126339326076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/10/parabens-peixinho.html' title='PARABÉNS PEIXINHO!'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/StZNJBsn4NI/AAAAAAAAAOM/zLcqQ2xLG-4/s72-c/nemo_4.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-8073775116884784175</id><published>2009-09-03T21:50:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-09-03T22:11:18.103+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='As férias já se foram e agora é a trabalhar no duro...'/><title type='text'>Pois é uns têm mais sorte que outros...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SqAwgAwOMdI/AAAAAAAAAOE/H_L_nEbyTGE/s1600-h/340x255.htm"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 248px; height: 242px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SqAwgAwOMdI/AAAAAAAAAOE/H_L_nEbyTGE/s400/340x255.htm" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377351281596576210" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anda por aí um novo site chamado Conversas de miúdas, onde as raparigas podem conversar e tirar as suas duvidas em relação a assuntos mais discretos , (resumindo o site foi lançado nos morangos com açúcar a série da TVI para adolescentes acho que diz tudo...).&lt;br /&gt;E claro que  as "miúdas" podem falar em chat com o seu Pelito!(uma espécie de imagem de apresentação que é um pêlo).&lt;br /&gt;Pois é meu amigos, pois é, mas quando se tem uma tia Peixa, quem precisa disso?? Pois...uns têm mais sorte que outros, acho até que a minha querida tia deveria abrir o seu próprio consultório deste tipo de conversas "Conversas de miúdas com a Dr.Peixa", seria um bom negócio (ou não?).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-8073775116884784175?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/8073775116884784175/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=8073775116884784175&amp;isPopup=true' title='18 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/8073775116884784175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/8073775116884784175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/09/pois-e-uns-tem-mais-sorte-que-outros.html' title='Pois é uns têm mais sorte que outros...'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SqAwgAwOMdI/AAAAAAAAAOE/H_L_nEbyTGE/s72-c/340x255.htm' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>18</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-5171338390724490782</id><published>2009-08-07T21:02:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-07T21:11:04.920+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='e antes que perguntes sim já rezei as minhas ultimas orações'/><title type='text'>(só para ver se me safo desta...)</title><content type='html'>&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;Peixinha&lt;/span&gt; sabes que eu gosto muito de ti não sabes? És a minha tia favorita....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(engolindo a seco e rezando pela minha vida!)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-5171338390724490782?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/5171338390724490782/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=5171338390724490782&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/5171338390724490782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/5171338390724490782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/08/so-para-ver-se-me-safo-desta.html' title='(só para ver se me safo desta...)'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-6089938874234165137</id><published>2009-08-07T12:23:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-07T12:28:27.828+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Porque é que eu não me limito a fechar a boca?...'/><title type='text'>Eu não disse?</title><content type='html'>Não é que há mesmo roupa para cão da Hello Kitty?&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 247px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367181509527829378" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SnwPJXhze4I/AAAAAAAAAN8/5HB2ZnC_SIU/s400/Cadela+Hello+kitty.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-6089938874234165137?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/6089938874234165137/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=6089938874234165137&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/6089938874234165137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/6089938874234165137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/08/eu-nao-disse.html' title='Eu não disse?'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SnwPJXhze4I/AAAAAAAAAN8/5HB2ZnC_SIU/s72-c/Cadela+Hello+kitty.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-3098943153535682108</id><published>2009-08-07T12:02:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-07T12:08:05.601+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Depois disto o que virá a roupa para o cão da Hello Kitty?'/><title type='text'>Isto persegue-me!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Eu já tinha ficado assustada quando vi o &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;mini&lt;/span&gt; aspirador para teclados, mas agora isto?!&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 266px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367176348416518610" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SnwKc84-qdI/AAAAAAAAAN0/Fci6dH10QM0/s400/hello-kitty-tram-1%5B1%5D.gif" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-3098943153535682108?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/3098943153535682108/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=3098943153535682108&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/3098943153535682108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/3098943153535682108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/08/isto-persegue-me.html' title='Isto persegue-me!'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SnwKc84-qdI/AAAAAAAAAN0/Fci6dH10QM0/s72-c/hello-kitty-tram-1%5B1%5D.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-1795998812203342902</id><published>2009-08-05T11:52:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-05T12:34:21.949+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='e eu nem falei de quando sou expulsa do quarto e do computador para a menina poder ouvir tony carreira'/><title type='text'>É oficial, o Sr.Visconde desgraçou a minha vida!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SnloFv3HHRI/AAAAAAAAANs/qguXEygitgQ/s1600-h/Mais+n%C3%A3o!.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 350px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 349px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366434878944910610" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SnloFv3HHRI/AAAAAAAAANs/qguXEygitgQ/s400/Mais+n%C3%A3o!.bmp" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Eu costumava acordar com o &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;simpático&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;Noddy&lt;/span&gt;,mas claro que depois de dar um berro a minha irmã e de lhe mandar com a almofada ficava &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;estável&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Depois passamos á fase Michael Jackson, irritante, ás tantas &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;insuportável&lt;/span&gt; mas...quando um dia acordo com o Tony Carreira é DEMAIS!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Uma pobre criança fica traumatizada com estas coisas!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;E agora, já imaginaram o drama que é quando passamos á porta de um cabeleireiro foleiro? Pois, quase que a temos de arrastar para ela não começar a dançar TONY CARREIRA no meio da rua.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Portanto eu já deduzi de quem é a culpa, e Sr.Visconde primeiro as baterias agora isto?! Peço por favor PARE!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-1795998812203342902?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/1795998812203342902/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=1795998812203342902&amp;isPopup=true' title='10 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/1795998812203342902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/1795998812203342902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/08/e-oficial-o-srvisconde-desgracou-minha.html' title='É oficial, o Sr.Visconde desgraçou a minha vida!'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SnloFv3HHRI/AAAAAAAAANs/qguXEygitgQ/s72-c/Mais+n%C3%A3o!.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-2096062529988591170</id><published>2009-08-03T23:36:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T23:43:29.842+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='E está provado que a preguiça a mãe de todos os vícios'/><title type='text'>Dei numa de Garfield...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/Sndn6rowI9I/AAAAAAAAANk/i9OESHFMnLs/s1600-h/Tou+numa+de+Garfield.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 282px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365871738878960594" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/Sndn6rowI9I/AAAAAAAAANk/i9OESHFMnLs/s400/Tou+numa+de+Garfield.bmp" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-2096062529988591170?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/2096062529988591170/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=2096062529988591170&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/2096062529988591170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/2096062529988591170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/08/dei-numa-de-garfield.html' title='Dei numa de Garfield...'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/Sndn6rowI9I/AAAAAAAAANk/i9OESHFMnLs/s72-c/Tou+numa+de+Garfield.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-4974003736600645039</id><published>2009-07-31T00:13:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T00:19:22.318+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Já lhe mandámos um convite para o Júnior'/><title type='text'>Aprendeu isto a ver o Noddy ou O Carteiro Paulo?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mleGU017KEE&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mleGU017KEE&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O puto fugiu com o carro do pai para não ter de ir à missa. A sorte dele foi não ter fugido com o carro da mãe, da minha mãe, ou não havia missa que o salvasse.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-4974003736600645039?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/4974003736600645039/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=4974003736600645039&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/4974003736600645039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/4974003736600645039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/aprendeu-isto-ver-o-noddy-ou-o-carteiro.html' title='Aprendeu isto a ver o Noddy ou O Carteiro Paulo?'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-5042729698563638617</id><published>2009-07-30T23:58:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T00:07:35.056+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Esperemos que a Protecção de menores não decida fazer-nos uma visita...'/><title type='text'>Gaijinha....Peixinha....</title><content type='html'>...a &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;faltinha&lt;/span&gt; que fazem aqui nem imaginam!&lt;br /&gt;Estou eu, sozinha, isola&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;da&lt;/span&gt;, toda a gente me trata mal...(pensando bem vocês também, mas é duma forma gentil certo?)&lt;br /&gt;Ai!, a falta que vocês me fazem....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-5042729698563638617?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/5042729698563638617/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=5042729698563638617&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/5042729698563638617'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/5042729698563638617'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/gaijinhapeixinha.html' title='Gaijinha....Peixinha....'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-3083532117640888701</id><published>2009-07-30T09:23:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-30T09:24:56.568+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='será travesti?'/><title type='text'>Mas alguém me explica o que se passa neste mundo?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SnFYvwo7mlI/AAAAAAAAANc/JapoTPtcS7M/s1600-h/Cadela+vestida.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 287px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364166208708647506" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SnFYvwo7mlI/AAAAAAAAANc/JapoTPtcS7M/s400/Cadela+vestida.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-3083532117640888701?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/3083532117640888701/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=3083532117640888701&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/3083532117640888701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/3083532117640888701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/mas-alguem-me-explica-o-que-se-passa.html' title='Mas alguém me explica o que se passa neste mundo?'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SnFYvwo7mlI/AAAAAAAAANc/JapoTPtcS7M/s72-c/Cadela+vestida.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-7509875500696758489</id><published>2009-07-30T00:24:00.006+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T00:10:55.455+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Ahhhh....esqueci-me!!!!</title><content type='html'>Todos &lt;span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"&gt;dias&lt;/span&gt;, a toda a hora, a todo o instante, toda gente me&lt;br /&gt;diz "esqueceste-te disto e daquilo" passo a vida a esquecer-me&lt;br /&gt;das coisas...&lt;br /&gt;Acontece-vos o mesmo?????&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(sim &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;peixinha&lt;/span&gt;, os ténis que estão ao pé do caixote do lixo na tua casa&lt;br /&gt;de banho são meus)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-7509875500696758489?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/7509875500696758489/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=7509875500696758489&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/7509875500696758489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/7509875500696758489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/ahhhhesquecimehttpwwwbloggercomimgblank.html' title='Ahhhh....esqueci-me!!!!'/><author><name>calamitoso jr.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11074944686458379371</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='22' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jjDS0CGNupQ/Smj3RXUWAfI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Kp7EkJML8Y4/S220/umperigoat%C3%A9decostas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-1619367373285923960</id><published>2009-07-27T18:08:00.011+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-27T19:20:48.038+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Casos e casos...</title><content type='html'>Desde pequenas que eu e a minha irmã estamos habituadas a ouvir muita música. Quando tínhamos aproximadamente 3 e 5 anos, já cantávamos com os nossos irmãos enquanto eles tocavam guitarra.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Geralmente cantávamos Rui &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;Veloso&lt;/span&gt;. Pois é, este foi o primeiro génio da música Portuguesa que eu considerei o meu cantor favorito, cantava as músicas dele a toda a hora e se não cantava assobiava, (bom, as notas agudas não saíam muito bem, mas também só tinha 3 anos!).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rui Veloso foi operado de urgência penso que no sábado passado com &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;divertículos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; nos intestinos, nada de grave. Quando o Michael Jackson morreu o mundo ficou chocado, pois pelo que sei ele era daqueles tipos de personagem que se pensa que vai viver para sempre, &lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;aliás&lt;/span&gt; até ele pensava isso! Nesse dia (como já referi antes no blog) mal o conhecia, agora já sei lhe sei as musicas de cor (visto que a minha &lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;irmã agora&lt;/span&gt; acorda-me com o &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;vídeo&lt;/span&gt;-&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;clip&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; do &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;Thriller&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;...), e tenho de admitir ele merecia ter o titulo "Rei da &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;Pop&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;", mas mesmo assim a morte dele não me chocou mais do que a simples operação aos intestinos que o Rui Veloso fez. No dia em que descobri que ele tinha sido operado as paredes do meu mundo estremeceram e eu voltei atrás no tempo e vi-me outra vez a cantar "A Paixão" de Rui Veloso...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff00;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Hoje já estou mais calma mas ainda sei o susto que apanhei.&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;Felizmente&lt;/span&gt; não aconteceu nada ao Rui Veloso, e quando pego na &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_7" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;Isabelinha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; (a minha guitarra) ainda me lembro de quem me fez ouvir os primeiros acordes de guitarra e sei que essa &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_8" class="blsp-spelling-corrected"&gt;pessoa&lt;/span&gt; está bem.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-1619367373285923960?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/1619367373285923960/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=1619367373285923960&amp;isPopup=true' title='29 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/1619367373285923960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/1619367373285923960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/casos-e-casos.html' title='Casos e casos...'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>29</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-3735124049137083388</id><published>2009-07-26T00:38:00.008+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-26T01:19:23.850+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='E ainda disseram para tomar atenção para depois contar detalhadamente o episódio ao Sr.Visconde'/><title type='text'>Sr.Visconde obrigaram-me a ver o Ruca...</title><content type='html'>Onde é que isto já se viu, quando precisam de mim dizem que não têm segredos para mim, agora mandam-me ver o Ruca. Mas que vergonha!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Isto sim isto é exploração infantil!&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362550303022321410" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 379px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 222px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SmubFq3PDwI/AAAAAAAAANU/Hmldnoale2g/s400/thumb379x222rucaLOGO440x258%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-3735124049137083388?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/3735124049137083388/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=3735124049137083388&amp;isPopup=true' title='12 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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width='72'/><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-7724716790143239918</id><published>2009-07-24T19:58:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-24T20:37:49.369+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Só há uma coisa que nã entendi quando se puxa o autoclismo os peixinhos vão atrás?'/><title type='text'>Peixinha não vais acabar assim, pois não?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SmoE55a3TcI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/O3q1Xx2NEW8/s1600-h/fish-flush-1%5B1%5D.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 381px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362103699050548674" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SmoE55a3TcI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/O3q1Xx2NEW8/s400/fish-flush-1%5B1%5D.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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não?'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SmoE55a3TcI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/O3q1Xx2NEW8/s72-c/fish-flush-1%5B1%5D.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-8483152941015697645</id><published>2009-07-24T09:42:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-24T09:48:32.753+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='De pequenino é que se torce o pepino'/><title type='text'>NÃO CONSIGO DEIXAR DE PENSAR...</title><content type='html'>Que não podias ter escolhido melhor imagem para te identificares, Xica...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 344px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_k0ZnVgGj4tc/Sfr-5WMXDGI/AAAAAAAACPk/c6akhZsdMtM/s400/mafalda-gas.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-8483152941015697645?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/8483152941015697645/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=8483152941015697645&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/8483152941015697645'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SmkTPu9SAsI/AAAAAAAAAJI/uHhHgGyr1Tk/s72-c/mafalda1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-9222225055141033770</id><published>2009-07-24T00:58:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-24T01:01:32.638+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Que faço????</title><content type='html'>Eu tou a postar pela primeira vez portanto&lt;br /&gt;expliquem-me:&lt;br /&gt;O que raio é que eu escrevo no primeiro&lt;br /&gt;post????&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-9222225055141033770?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/9222225055141033770/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jjDS0CGNupQ/Smj3RXUWAfI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Kp7EkJML8Y4/S220/umperigoat%C3%A9decostas.jpg'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-5462446169383005022</id><published>2009-07-23T16:29:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-24T03:18:54.237+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vocês é que me ensinaram a ser assim....'/><title type='text'>E como sou júnior, e as minhas mentoras fizeram o mesmo, acho que também tenho direitos!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SmiDUbh7dMI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/aiWwuObdWZA/s1600-h/clip_image001_thumb%5B1%5D%5B1%5D.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 273px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361679743395263682" border="0" alt="" 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type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=5462446169383005022&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/5462446169383005022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/5462446169383005022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/e-como-sou-junior-e-as-minhas-mentoras.html' title='E como sou júnior, e as minhas mentoras fizeram o mesmo, acho que também tenho direitos!'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail 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href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/1189054421304871866/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=1189054421304871866&amp;isPopup=true' title='34 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/1189054421304871866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/1189054421304871866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/parabens-srvisconde.html' title='Parabéns Sr.Visconde'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' 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title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=4871650462983651736&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/4871650462983651736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/4871650462983651736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/mas-que-e-isto.html' title='Mas que é isto?'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-8338072684380105459</id><published>2009-07-21T15:32:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-21T15:40:33.325+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='O facto da minha irmã ainda estar a dormir não ajuda.'/><title type='text'>Dias Chatos...</title><content type='html'>Ontem estava muito calor para fazer o que quer que seja,hoje está demasiado chato para fazer o que quer que seja,amanhã vai estar demasiado chuvoso para fazer o que quer que seja.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas que sorte...e agora o que é que eu faço?&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SmXSfLSt8MI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/Mz6HLBee-a8/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 312px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360922879558192754" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SmXS9KBUjnI/AAAAAAAAAHY/06I-TZixRjc/s400/untitled.bmp" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-8338072684380105459?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/8338072684380105459/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=8338072684380105459&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/8338072684380105459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/8338072684380105459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/dias-chatos.html' title='Dias Chatos...'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SmXS9KBUjnI/AAAAAAAAAHY/06I-TZixRjc/s72-c/untitled.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-6043978170676308202</id><published>2009-07-17T14:45:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-17T23:08:16.223+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Meu deus!</title><content type='html'>Abri o meu e-mail para ver se o mail para o peixinho entrar no blog já tinha chegado, e deparo-me com um outro mail onde dizia:&lt;br /&gt;" &lt;a style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 2px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #231f20; FONT-STYLE: normal; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-RIGHT: 10px; FONT-FAMILY: Trebuchet MS,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; HEIGHT: 23px; COLOR: #ffffff; FONT-SIZE: 18px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; TEXT-DECORATION: none; PADDING-TOP: 2px" href="http://blitz.aeiou.pt/?p=stories&amp;amp;op=view&amp;amp;fokey=bz.stories/48817" target="_blank"&gt;Michael Jackson avisou a filha que ia morrer &lt;/a&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;Além do titulo ser horrível a noticia também não lhe fica atrás mas BOLAS, Michael Jackson morreu há 3 semanas, e ainda é a capa de jornais?&lt;br /&gt;Na noite em que morreu eu já tinha ouvido falar nele mas não o conhecia...Na manhã seguinte sabia-lhe a biografia toda...hoje já estou farta de ouvir falar nele!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-6043978170676308202?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/6043978170676308202/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=6043978170676308202&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/6043978170676308202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/6043978170676308202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/meu-deus.html' title='Meu deus!'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-1467101579135985494</id><published>2009-07-14T01:41:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-14T02:03:51.350+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chamas a isto um post sério Chefa?'/><title type='text'>Os Jr's...</title><content type='html'>No &lt;a href="http://www.cabradeservico.blogspot.com/"&gt;Cabra de Serviço&lt;/a&gt;, a minha mãe pôs um &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;post&lt;/span&gt; praticamente a dizer que no fundo no fundo o encontro dos cabras só foi encontro dos cabras para os &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;Jr&lt;/span&gt;'s,só eles chamavam cada cabra pelo seu nome virtual com a sua ternura e com seu jeito.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas porquê? ,perguntam-se os seniores...porque é que eles fazem e sentem isso e nós não?Pois eu passo a explicar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quando perguntam a uma criança o que é que ela quer ser quando for grande, &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;independentemente&lt;/span&gt; da idade ela responde uma coisa do género "quero ser astronauta",pois se fosse um júnior, um puro júnior , diria:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Eu...eu quero ser um cabra de serviço"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Porque é isso que queremos ,ser queremos ser iguais ao que se diz ÍDOLO porque os Cabras são os nossos ídolos são pessoas &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error"&gt;genuinamente&lt;/span&gt; boas ,fantásticas diria eu!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E que têm uma vida em que conseguem gerir tudo ao mesmo tempo e ainda com um computador á frente arranjar uma amizade pura e essa amizade dá-lhes mais um sorriso na cara de manhã, deve ser uma das muito poucas coisas que tira o sono ao Sr.Visconde...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Por isso quando for grande quero ser uma Cabra de Serviço !&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-1467101579135985494?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/1467101579135985494/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=1467101579135985494&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/1467101579135985494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/1467101579135985494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/os-jrs.html' title='Os Jr&apos;s...'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-2627458979751714491</id><published>2009-07-13T13:36:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-13T13:40:03.115+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sim porque sem bem conheço esta casa o sossego não vai durar muito visto que o capuchinho vermelho já está posto no dvd...'/><title type='text'>Bom...</title><content type='html'>Depois da malta despachada e da casa arrumada vamos aproveitar o sossego e passar uma tarde na piscina...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-2627458979751714491?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/2627458979751714491/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=2627458979751714491&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/2627458979751714491'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/2627458979751714491'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/bom.html' title='Bom...'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lIp7EMBCjAo/SlptkEdp6BI/AAAAAAAAAF0/ybEAqFnI8Ow/S220/DSC00008.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6917131769402591375.post-4930077650975250151</id><published>2009-07-13T00:13:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-07-13T18:59:07.956+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Desculpem lá..</title><content type='html'>Este blog já era para ser criado há muito...tempo mas, depois do 1º encontro nacional do &lt;a href="http://ww.cabradeservico.blogspot.com/"&gt;Cabra de Serviço &lt;/a&gt;... subiu-me a ciumeira e cá está ele.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6917131769402591375-4930077650975250151?l=cabrajr.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/feeds/4930077650975250151/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6917131769402591375&amp;postID=4930077650975250151&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/4930077650975250151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6917131769402591375/posts/default/4930077650975250151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://cabrajr.blogspot.com/2009/07/descupem-la.html' title='Desculpem lá..'/><author><name>Xica</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02046358248187661492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' 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